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"how strange and lovely it is to be anything at all."

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

I didnt ask to be hot

And thats why i’m ugly as fuck

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    That's how it goes

  • Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
  • Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
  • Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
  • Me: Reblogs stuff

super-who-locked-in:

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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starting homework at 4am

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

sizvideos:

Things Disney Characters Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them - Video

hvrrican-e:

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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

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